I hope this kid won the science fair:
My Mustache Blog
Documenting the growth (or lack thereof) of Mustache.
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Monday, August 27, 2012
Friday, August 17, 2012
Azzara update.. Looking like a young Ted Kaczynski:
Wife meter: just ignores me at this point; comments have ceased in favor of dry heaving
Work: somewhat accepting T this point; they're understanding of the cause and willing to allow me to be the punchline of jokes for the next month...I.e. why did the chicken cross the road? Azzara looks fucking gross.
Kid meter: they''ve come around to liking it
progress...trimmed chin area, expect to comb and twist w/in weeks...
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Friday, August 10, 2012
Salmon Andy comin atcha!
"Nine days in and coworkers have begun to mock me, referring to me as "The homeless man's Johnny Depp." My boss has begun pimping me out as an extra in Shakespearean dinner theaters. Women are disgusted by me although to be fair, I'm not sure how strongly the mustache has influenced that. The only positive is my morning radio show is really taking off...... Salmon Andy is BACK!"
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Moose?
NO
Moose?
YES
Quote from the man himself: Just shy of 3 weeks . I've reached full creeper status. getting dirty looks constantly, looks of disappointment and sincere disapproval. i loath myself . i have replaced any ounce of self confidence and self respect, with feelings of utter remorse and self hatred. it itches constantly and smells all the time. the only positive i see is it is widely accepted in the firefighting world. Therefore i am well on my way to ultra firefighter status. that's all for now.
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Monday, August 6, 2012
This is why I don't grow facial hair.
After a week and a half, itchiness has set in.. It feels like a thousand ants crawling on my face. As you can see, I lack significant coverage in my lip area, which is crucial for mustache.
What I think I look like:
What I actually look like:
After a week and a half, itchiness has set in.. It feels like a thousand ants crawling on my face. As you can see, I lack significant coverage in my lip area, which is crucial for mustache.
Wife Meter: Laughing at me
Work Meter: Comments & Questioning. Getting close to being asked to shave.
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