Azzara update.. Looking like a young Ted Kaczynski:

Wife meter: just ignores me at this point; comments have ceased in favor of dry heaving

Work: somewhat accepting T this point; they're understanding of the cause and willing to allow me to be the punchline of jokes for the next month...I.e. why did the chicken cross the road? Azzara looks fucking gross.

Kid meter: they''ve come around to liking it

progress...trimmed chin area, expect to comb and twist w/in weeks...