Moose?

NO

Moose?

YES

Quote from the man himself:   Just shy of 3 weeks .  I've reached full creeper status.  getting dirty looks constantly, looks of disappointment and sincere disapproval.  i loath myself .  i have replaced any ounce of self confidence and self respect, with feelings of utter remorse and self hatred.  it itches constantly and smells all the time.  the only positive i see is it is widely accepted in the firefighting world. Therefore i am well on my way to ultra firefighter status.  that's all for now.