Pauly "Large Nards", AKA "Skids" has trouble keeping his stache clear of debris.  Growth looks solid as always. 2 months in shows real dedication:

Wife Meter: Constant Red.. Utter disdain with or without facial hair

Work Meter: Constant Green..  Only works half the year. Other half goes mostly unnoticed by administration, students, and parents alike.

Kid Meter: Green... For now.. Too young to know that like her, Dad also poops in his pants.